This is an advertisement for Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, the latest Pokemon game, only playable under Nintendo Switch.

Do you like Pokemon here? Do you like Pikachu? You went to Pikachu? What about Charizard or Bulbasaur?

Is that what you like? Well, with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet?

But what if I told you you'd be able to do something you've never done before in a Pokemon game?

The ability to explore a completely open world in the Pokemon Universe.

And this has never been done before.

And it's something that current and past Pokemon fans have always wanted.

You can tackle the gym challenge in any order that you like.

Or you can just explore it as you see fitment.

Do you want to ride a Pokemon? Do you want to ride a legendary Pokemon on land?

Or fly in the sky from the very start of the story and make the adventure your own?

Well, you can. And Camille, are you looking to meet no Pokemon?

Is that what you want? Is that what you want?

Well, you can. Just get Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. It's out now under Nintendo Switch.

Slide down the banister you melting endess. Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast.

I'd like to begin this week's podcast with a sharp piece of prose that was submitted by Ronan Keating,

who used to be in Bison. And then he stopped being in Bison and he just became Ronan Keating.

This poem is called A Letter to My TD.

What if I climbed inside that dog in the front of him through his mouth?

Then I controlled the dog from the inside. Would this still treat me like Ronan Keating?

Or would they treat me like the dog?

Why are dogs only allowed to do the things that dogs do?

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