Elf on the Shelf (Entry 404.PR1503)
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🗓️ 26 December 2024
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| 0:00.0 | We are receiving this time |
| 0:04.0 | and uh |
| 0:07.0 | receiving this message |
| 0:10.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick |
| 0:14.0 | We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past |
| 0:18.0 | The turbulent time that was the early 21st century Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, |
| 0:24.6 | we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.6 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:34.6 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 0:39.4 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.3 | This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. |
| 0:47.1 | This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 404. |
| 1:16.6 | Per 1503, certificate number 45509. |
| 1:22.9 | Elf on the shelf. |
| 1:24.7 | I just don't like to make toys. |
| 1:28.0 | No, well, if that's all... |
| 1:30.6 | What? |
| 1:31.8 | You don't like to make toys? |
| 1:34.4 | No. |
| 1:35.8 | Herbie doesn't like to make toys. |
| 1:39.0 | We talked about the Tooth Fairy a few weeks ago, and it kind of foreshadowed. |
| 1:44.2 | Prime to the Pump Primed the Pump. |
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