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Oxventure: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Elf Hazard Part 2 | D&D

Oxventure: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Oxventure & Geek Media

Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure, Fiction

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Vampires! Elves! Historic sideburns! All our interests collide in this week's episode, in which Mike and Andy take the official Vampire the Masquerade test to discover which kindred clans they must be embraced into, then revisit the Oxventure Dungeons & Dragons session we call Elf Hazard Part 2. Brew from Pandasaurus Games comes out soon! Pre-order here and get 10% off your pre-order with promo code OX10: pandasaurusgames.com/products/brew To watch all the original Oxventure videos, visit us on YouTube at youtube.com/oxventure. And thank goodness for Johnny Chiodini. Find them at: www.youtube.com/johnnychiodini or www.patreon.com/johnnychiodini Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

A note of context, we are just about to embark on an extended discussion of Andy's

0:05.3

Corazon Mutton Chops. So if you need to know what those look like, I'll post a photograph alongside

0:12.7

this podcast. People can use the theater of the mind to imagine a pair of sideburns.

0:19.6

Okay, well, some giving you the benefit of the doubt, I think you can do it.

0:22.9

All right, well, in case you don't deserve the benefit of the doubt, we're just about to discuss

0:26.4

sideburns at Mutton Chops, which is a kind of sideburns. Because Corazon in this episode and only in

0:31.0

this episode has these particular sideburns. Andy, talk us through your thought process.

0:39.2

What were you thinking with the facial hair? What were you thinking?

0:43.6

What were you thinking? In those early days of lockdown, I was just trying some experiments with

0:49.8

the facial hair. I had a very dashing cavalier sort of beard at one point with a mustache and a

0:56.3

little goatee. And then for this one, I thought, oh, maybe I'll try Mutton Chops. That's a very

1:00.5

sort of seafarer arrangements of facial hair. So, yeah, gave that a go. It wasn't like I was going

1:06.4

to have to leave the house and anyone would see me. Just thousands of people watching you online.

1:12.5

Yeah, but I was playing a character, that's not me. What did you think of them? Did you think they

1:15.4

looked good? You look so historical. Let's say that. In a good way, historical. You look

1:25.1

extremely convincing. If you jumped in a time machine and popped out, perhaps, I don't know,

1:30.1

three, two, one, hundred years ago, any of those times, you wouldn't look out of place.

1:35.4

Some people thought they looked good. I'll have you know. No, I think they look good, but yeah,

1:41.2

you're a man out of time, I think. Like Mutton Chops just aren't coming back. I mean, I know

1:45.4

fashion is cyclical, but not that cycle. Some people wear the style to this day. The professional

1:52.1

wrestler, Matt Jackson has been known to sport the look. And don't need it. No, where, what about

1:58.0

the sounds technician at MCM Comic-Con who does our mics for us before we do the

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