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The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

"You can't do anything these days", except dress up as a group of priests and sail down your local river in a raft called the "Boat out of Hell".

Today, Luke and Pete officially kick-off Christmas by reading out your Christmas traditions. Is there anything more devious than putting Baileys on your Cornflakes? We'll let you decide...

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. This episode is brought to you by Sky, where you can watch the new series of Baffa
0:29.2	winning show The Lazarus Project.
0:32.1	If you can go back in time, what would you do? I know what I probably do.
0:36.2	I'd probably collect the first battery ever made to pop in my battery daddy. I think Luke might appreciate that.
0:40.8	The Lazarus Project is about exactly that, not batteries obviously, but what
0:46.4	happens when the world is stuck in a three-week time loop? With the clock resetting each time
0:51.6	the world ends.
0:52.6	Only the Lazarus agents can find a way to serve the future and all of humanity
0:57.6	before it's too late.
0:59.6	Starring Papa Esi Edo and Caroline Caroline Quentin the Lazarus Project returns with even higher stakes, twists and turns
1:06.9	and trick your moral challenges to navigate. From November 15th go and watch all episodes of the
1:12.1	new series of the Lazarus Project over on Sky. It's the Luca Beach Yure. I beat Donaldson.
1:34.0	It is Sunday.
1:35.0	No.
1:37.0	It's the Luca Pea Chordai.
1:39.0	Sunday.
1:40.0	We never do a show on a Sunday.
1:42.0	We never do a show on a Sunday. We never do a show on a Sunday.
1:44.0	I might just release it on a Sunday.
1:45.0	This is the Luke of Peachshore.
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