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Shut up a Second

Elevators with Adam Carnevale

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.

0:05.4

Home of comedy, culture, adventures and ghosts.

0:10.7

Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Cass.

0:13.8

I'm Hayden. I'm Adam.

0:15.4

No.

0:17.7

And today's guest is very special and very dungeon.

0:22.0

It's Adam.

0:22.9

I'm Adam.

0:23.7

Yeah, there we go.

0:24.6

And today we're talking about elevators.

0:26.6

Ding!

0:27.0

What floor, sir?

1:27.7

Do they still have them anywhere in the world, an elevator guy? I reckon they've got to, right? What was the point of them? Well, I don't think there was a point. They just pressed the button for you. But it makes something feel... Well, no, sorry, there did used to be a point, like at the beginning of elevators, because the doors weren't automatic, so someone's got to open them, someone's got to close them. Oh, right. And I guess you are traveling up and down the shaft. And it's old times. And then obviously, yeah, people like when elevators were first introduced, I assume people were scared of them, like they were scared of escalators when they first got introduced. They're terrifying. They're still kind of scary now, to be fair, escalators. Did I ever tell you about the time I watched a guy die on an escalator? Oh my God, Adam, no, you didn't. Did he go really die? No, I'm not. What? It was at like Flagstaff Station. Oh, fuck. Jesus. Yeah, you know, wait, no, which one's,

1:28.1

Southern Cross.

1:29.3

You mean,

1:30.1

no,

1:42.3

no, which one's the one? He didn't fall down. Okay. But which one's the one with like the really steep escalator? I think, um, is that, no, it's not Southern Cross. It's, um, I think it's flagstaff or parliament.

1:43.0

No, it's parliament. Parliament?

1:43.5

Yeah, it must have been in Parliament then.

1:44.9

Because it was the, he didn't fall downaff or Parliament. No, it's Parliament. Parliament? Yeah, it must have been in Parliament then.

1:44.9

Because it was the, he didn't fall down, but Parliament Station has, for those of you who don't know, like really fucking steep escalators. And it's on the ground as well. If you've never been to that the UK and it's like a London-esque elevator, escalator. I mean. big.

1:59.1

It's the only one we haven't known

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