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It had been quite a day at the office and all I wanted to do was get home.

But when the elevator door opened, inside stood Lance, all six feet of him.

For the last few weeks, I'd been trying to avoid him because I'd woken up next to him in bed after a party we'd both gone to.

I've been doing well until now, but it was getting tougher and tougher to convince myself

that I didn't want more.

So it was with some reluctance that I walked into the elevator trying to act cool.

But all I knew was that I wanted him again.

I wanted to remember every delicious inch.

We stood there in silence until,

finally he broke the ice.

Why haven't I seen you since the party? he asked.

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