Elevator Farts & A Big Arch Shock Collar Review (FULL SHOW 3/4)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Clearly by the title you can see how classy we are. Klein had a very awkward moment in an elevator. Surprising? No. Entertaining? Yes. How many indoor plants is too many? In this week's Petty Claims Court a couple is arguing over the amount of plants taking up space in their small condo. Will Monica and Tim break up their 13 year relationship over a few hundred succulents? And what IS a succulent anyway? The Big Arch taste test happened live on-air and after spinning the wheel, Johnny had to wear the shock collar while taking the first bite. During the process, we confirmed that Johnny is in fact a girl. Or rather, a whimsical woman!! Regardless, the burger deserved a bigger bite than the CEO took last week, and we did it justice today.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Hey, what's going on, Klannelli? Are you ready? Hello, Kin Allie, you little bitch.
0:39.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:42.3	Do-Doo do do.
0:43.3	Just don't like things about you, you too much.
0:46.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:48.3	Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:50.3	Bebe a Cline Alley Show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:55.9	The show started.
0:57.8	The show started.
0:59.1	Ha, ha, I understand.
1:01.0	I respect your boundaries.
1:03.5	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:06.5	Three, two, one.
1:08.9	And here we go.
1:15.0	No 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
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