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The Brighter Side

Elephants & Hoopagoogoo w/ Jeff Ross

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6612 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Joining the Brighter Side this week is Ed's cousin & Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. We talk about Jeff’s favorite animal, The Elephant and have a trunk inspired Hoopagoogoo. You are wonderful, be good to yourself.   Taking us out this week is "When I See An Elephant Fly" by Jim Carmichael, Cliff Edwards, & Hall Johnson Choir.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody. I'm Sina Gazznavi, and my co-host, Justin Williams and I are working with the team from last podcast of the left to launch a new show called Fraudsters. That's right. We're like the Hall of Shame for Scammers. This season will show you the future with Ms. Cleo. Got me now for your free reading. We've got Ponzi schemes. We've got crypto fraud. We've got catfishing. This will be a perfect podcast. 100% guaranteed or your money back.

0:24.3

Sina, I think it's free. Oh, that's right. Fraudsters, starting next week, listen for free only on Spotify. Who got to keep on the right side. You got to keep on the right side.

0:40.3

I spent my paycheck called for my blue boots.

0:45.3

That's okay now I've got to me.

0:48.3

Because we're going to be on the right side.

0:52.3

You got to keep on the bright side, you got to be on. On the bright side.

0:58.0

Hoopagoooooooooo do do, no, new, new.

1:02.0

It's the best game to train your brain, baby.

1:07.0

Let's take all those negative things and make them positive.

1:09.0

Why not? We got nothing to live for. The earth is going to explode. The sun is coming in your house. It's going to shoot your mother in the face. Get ready, baby. Who's ready to play? A game of hoop of googoo. Woo! Wow. Oh, that was Ms. Amber Nelson. I'm Ed Larson, and we are in the backyard of my cousin, the Roastmaster General, Mr. Jeffrey Ross. How you doing, Jeff? A remote brighter side. I couldn't be better. I'm so honored. Oh, this is wonderful. It's rustic. We cooked. Our bellies are full, and we're here. We're going to play some hoopagoooooo.

1:45.8

And, uh, oh, yes, and we're, of course, we're joined by Mr. Eddie Ewing, as always. Welcome back. Yo. It's been, it's been a hot month. Good to be back. How are you? You went to, uh, Peru recently and fucked a hooker, right? I did, yeah. I went to a donkey show.

1:41.6

Oh.

1:42.6

Was the donkey okay at the end?

1:44.7

I mean, we. I went to a donkey show. Oh. Was the donkey okay at the end?

2:01.8

I mean, we're still texting.

2:05.3

Good.

2:06.0

I hope he feels loved.

2:08.9

So we are here also.

2:11.4

We love doing our animal shows.

2:13.5

And so we figured, Jeff, in honor of you, we wanted to talk about elephants for a little bit. Oh. Because you're a huge elephant fan. I love elephants. Your house is covered in, I don't know. Have you ever done a count on how many elephants are in your house? Oh, man. I bet there's upwards of 20 representations or more. I would guess 37. Wow.

2:34.3

That's going to be like my jelly bean in the jar guess.

2:37.5

I might have to do a count for the next time.

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