Electric Kettles
Flightless Bird
David Farrier
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm David Farrier and New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America and I want to figure out what makes this country tick. |
| 0:07.0 | Now one of the joys of living in America is getting used to all the things you do slightly differently. |
| 0:12.0 | So far in flightless bird I've learned about the importance of tipping, |
| 0:15.7 | using a leaf blower, getting circumcised and enjoying baseball. |
| 0:20.0 | All things that never entered my life back in New Zealand. |
| 0:23.2 | It can be disorientating to encounter so many new ways to do things. |
| 0:27.9 | Even the simplest of things can be different, |
| 0:30.3 | like boiling some hot water. |
| 0:36.0 | Here in America, it starts slowly and quietly. A hot stove heating the water inside a kettle |
| 0:40.0 | until it finally unleashes its ear piercing scream. |
| 0:45.0 | Since I've been here, I've discovered that America loves keeping it traditional when it comes to boiling water, |
| 0:51.0 | placing a kettle over the embrace of a hot flame. |
| 0:54.8 | How do I feel about this? |
| 0:56.8 | To be honest, I feel a bit like that kettle. |
| 0:59.8 | A scream building in my throat until it finally unleashes in all outrage. |
| 1:05.0 | Why? |
| 1:06.0 | Because in New Zealand we have the electric kettle, sitting on the bench top, |
| 1:11.0 | it boils our water in a matter of minutes, and instead of the ear-piercing |
| 1:15.2 | scream announcing boiling point, the electric kettle just turns itself off. |
| 1:20.1 | We love it so much in New Zealand, we have a pet name for it, the jug, as in, |
| 1:24.8 | can you put the jug on please? I'd love a cup of tea. I want to know why America, |
| 1:30.2 | a country that loves things faster, bigger and better, has been so reluctant to adopt the electric kettle, |
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