Good morning, Ian.

Oh, you're sounding quite perky.

You must have had some sleep since we spent the night together.

I've had a little bit.

But you know, on Friday night, I did my normal show on Friday afternoon after a marathon six-hour overnighter.

And then I did news night.

And then I drove to Norfolk, believe it or not. You drove yourself to Norfolk? Well, no, then I drove to Norfolk believe it or not you drove yourself to

Norfolk well no I was driven to Norfolk good my partner met me um service station on the M11

sounds deeply how romantic and anyway it turned out that on a bank holiday Friday, they closed the M11, can you believe?

I mean, what planet does the highways agency behave like that?

And then they closed the A11 turnoff of the A14, effectively cutting Norfolk off,

which a lot of people in Norfolk would be quite appreciative of, I think.

But it took, we got into the house at

around 3am. So I got six hours sleep then and had a good kit last night. So I'm nearly recovering

my sleep. Well, we're all pleased to hear that. And I did see your very grumpy tweet and the

highways agency needs to do better. There is something about bank holidays because I've got to go

off to the airport today because I'm going to Jordan. And I mean, I do usually drive, but the train

is, I think, completely sort of cancelled into London today. So, you know, West Midlands cut off.

I've got to, I don't normally work on a bank holiday, but CNN don't really recognise

bank holidays because it's obviously an international thing. So I've got to do CNN tomorrow

lunchtime, so I thought, well, I might as well do my normal LBC show as well, so I'm doing that too. But I bet all the trains

are cancelled, and I don't actually

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