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Hello, it is the last episode of newscast before we head to Washington, D.C. for

Election Day in America.

So that means it's our probably last edition of Remote Voter USA.

And to channel my inner American, we have got a doozy

for you. We've abandoned the usual format of Remote, Remoter, remotest because long-time newscaster, Liz,

who's an American living in London, has sent us a spectacular Remoterer voter voice note, which we're going to

play in full, and we're going to not play the remoter voter music, and you will understand why

when you listen to Liz's magisterial roboter voter entry.

This is loyal listener Liz in London,

and for many of the past years, I've been voting in New York State.

I know, Adam, you really love a gimmick,

and I don't know if you remember back during Brexit cast days,

the Brexit binder AS ASMR gimmick.

So here, in throwback fashion, is ASMR remoting voting.

Now you have your ballot papers, which don't print properly,

so you have to staple them together.

Okay, then you fill in your bubbles.

So you're going to vote for.

And then there are four flaps on a security envelope.

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