You're joking. Not another one?

Sorry.

Oh, for God's sake, I can't honestly... I can't stand this.

I know. I can start with one hard number to possibly calm you.

10pm, the 12th of the 12th. It'll all be over by then.

We're nearly there. Don't quit on us now. Together, we can get through this.

Previously, on the more or less Christmas election special...

50,000 more nurses.

We fact-check some of the conservatives' flagship claims around nurses and hospitals.

You can catch up with that on the podcast.

Today...

We're going to give them a Christmas present.

Labor's spending plans. And trees.

There isn't a magic money tree.

We know that. We're talking about trees, non-metaphorical leaves, trunks and branches.

Trees. Lots and lots of trees.

Hundreds of billions of trees.

Maybe not that many trees. Every party's keen on them, but we will try to see the wood for the trees in their policies.

Sorry, but you knew that one was coming.

Also, campaign finance. The dispute about homeless figures.

And our Scottish children really the sixth best in the world at reading.

First...

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