There's a better way to do this.

Let me show you a better way.

And we are live just a couple minutes early today.

I want to go ahead and get started.

Don't know how long today's episode will run.

And before the rumors start, if this comes down,

I don't think the black helicopters are going to come in

and shut off my feet or anything like that.

And every time I get interrupted or glitch out or something

people say they got jack so people are joking some people aren't so let me know you let

you know what's on the docket for us today here in the Fort Worth area of Texas

really strong storms which should start at any point right now.

And all the way to like 4.30 in the afternoon is when they're projected to be here.

So there's always a chance that those things pass you by, fall apart, whatever, but it looks pretty solid that we're going to get a big, strong squall line come through and then kind

of move north-south vertical to stay here.

So if you hear kaboom, bang, boom, that's what it is.

And if I glitch out, that's probably what it is.

Unless they do get me.

Who knows?

You never know if they'll get me.

Anyway, what are we going to talk about today?

We're talking about the election.

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