If you're one of the millions of Americans who still believes that honesty, integrity, and fidelity are the cornerstones of our democracy, we suggest you wait for another podcast before getting your popcorn.

In the nation's capital, a new leader has found a place in the halls of power.

But his story began in the halls of high school.

We'll move on now to the presidential race with three candidates running. The first is

F. L. Alric. One thing that's important to know about me is that I'm an only child. My mom is

really devoted to me. She likes to write letters to successful women like Elizabeth Dole and Connie Chung

and ask them what advice do they have for me.

The next candidate for student body president is Mark Fowler.

I just don't think somebody would do something like that on purpose.

Final candidate, sophomore.

John Windsor. I'm attracted to the person.

It's just that all the people I've ever

been attracted to happen to be girls.

You asked you to

Roger...

You're going to try your own.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

That is not

painful by them. That is paid for the people of Detroit.

You might be qualified, M.L. I'm not qualified for this job. Let me tell you some. You want to go right now? Okay? Do you want to go right now, Alar? Hello, my good friends. It's your old pal, ML Elric. grateful to be coming to you from the Red Shovel headquarters as opposed to the lobby of the Detroit City Clerk's Election Bureau, which is where I woke up four years ago when the election was once again in doubt, when we were waiting for Michigan to choose the president of the United States.

Four years later, I'm younger, better looking, lighter, stronger, and we still don't know who the president is going to be. And it's still possibly going to hinge on what happens here in the great state of Michigan.

So so much has changed, so little has changed.

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