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The Toast

Elders Gonna Eld: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

  1. Who Is the 'Golden Bachelor'? All About Gerry Turner (PEOPLE) (18:09)
  2. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle sources deny rumors of trouble in paradise (Page Six) (26:05)
  3. Bebe Rexha puts boyfriend Keyan Safyari on blast for shaming her about weight gain (Page Six) (31:18)
  4. Lindsay Lohan gives birth, welcomes first baby with husband Bader Shammas (Page Six) (40:09)
  5. Dylan Sprouse marries model Barbara Palvin in Hungary one month after announcing engagement (Page Six) (46:35)


  • Dear Toasters Advice Segment (50:16)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. A

0:06.3

gorgeous hump day here at the toast. Hey, Jacks, how you doing? I'm doing good. Is

0:10.4

there anything could a hump day ever be anything other than gorgeous? I mean it

0:16.7

could. How? I don't know. Let's say you get some really bad news like bad news

0:22.6

waits for nothing, you know? It's true. It's true. But hopefully we're early

0:26.1

enough that anything that's not gorgeous will be waiting for us in the

0:30.5

latter half of the day. You know, it's so funny. I guess I like read a book

0:34.0

recently that used the phrase like bad weights bad news waits for no one and

0:38.2

or nothing or whatever. No, it was in the summer. I turned pretty like bad news

0:43.0

can't wait. Oh, yeah, because I called early in the morning with Susanna's news.

0:47.9

Yes. And I have like used that phrase four times since I heard it, you know?

0:52.6

It's like in my brain now. Oh, that's so funny. Well, that's where it's from.

0:55.9

Interesting. I didn't realize that. One of the grits. I started a new book last

1:01.7

night. Actually, I think you've read it on a quiet street. Love, love, love, such a

1:06.6

good thriller. Like it's amazing. You're never going to be asked. I remember you

1:09.3

saying that you didn't like it. No, I liked it. I feel like there was a thriller

1:13.9

that you read recently where you said nothing happened the whole time. And I

1:19.3

felt like it was on a quiet street. No, it might have been the inmate, which is

1:23.0

what everybody told me to read. They're like, it's free to his best book.

1:25.7

You know, we're free to make fat and girly. So everyone's like, you haven't read

1:27.8

the inmate, stunk. Yeah, no, it wasn't the inmate because you read the inmate

1:31.4

recently. And you said this like, I'm your Instagram maybe a month or two

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