This is a headgun podcast.

Greetings my podcast children have a seat and let me tell you a tale in a vaguely British

narrator voice that I slowly lose as the story goes on.

Once upon a time there was a god, the creator, a builder of worlds who had three children

in their image.

The first was the elder who followed in their parents footsteps and created a world,

the builder mourn and all of its people.

But the elder was a benevolent being, they wanted the people to know only bliss, to be

on equal footing with the gods and inherit all of their knowledge, but the creator knew

that this would not do.

So they had a second child, the reaper, to judge the people of elder mourn at the end

of their mortal lives and decide who was worthy to join the gods in reverie.

But the ensuing world was grim and puritanical, the people feared the gods and the elder

wept for them.

The creator knew that this would not do.

So the creator had a third child, the trickster, one who would bring magic and whimsy to elder

mourn and live amongst its people.

The trickster created the sprites, the fairies and some would say the feeling of joy itself

and this the creator thought this would do.

So they left to create other worlds, left us to the children and children will have their

quarrels.

The reaper and the trickster battle for influence over elder mourn, he wishes to return it to

...