Hey guys, some great news before the episode starts.

Remember back in late April, early May, or perhaps December 2019, we're not exactly sure

when we told you we were going to have three pieces of merch.

Well, guess what? We have them. Guess what else? We times it by two because we're suckers.

We have six pieces of merch and I tell you what, sigh. Let them know what's going on.

Yeah, I'm psyched about it. My brother just did some of them. My wife Jenna, who's a very talented

artist, did some of them. Our friend Annie, who's an incredible artist, did some of them.

We got a couple of Kevin the dog pieces. We got a ask me about Chad's dad. We got the old school

Uncle Ronnie in there. We got a death row records label. Rip off in there. We got a whole and

we got what we got coffee mugs, hoodies, t-shirts, stickers, the whole fucking bag, whatever you want.

It's all in there. The only thing I will tell people Chad is, if you are bigger,

if you're a big human being like my brother Greg or if you're somebody who needs larger than a

double XL, you'll have to scroll all the way down to the bottom of our store. That's where the

the larger options are because of the way the store was set up. And that's where I'll be.

If you're scrolling all the way to the bottom, be sure to say hi to me because I'll be there

with these two tits. So we should probably also tell them the website. That would be the grown-up

thing to do after taking two decades to start the store. Middleofsumwarepodcast.com. There's

a button for merch. Look through it. We really hope you love it. The artist did a great job.

I just wanted to say quickly.

With all two, connect with family and friends for less this Christmas.

Save up to 500 pounds on the Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra. So go on,

send those antler selfies and center emojis and give those distant relays a video call.

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