Elden Ring

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet tune in. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Holden Loux, chieftan of the badlands. The ever-brilliant Jakemask. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. To stand before the Elden Ring. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hello, Tis-I-N-Fri-
0:14.8	Hello, tis I, your rot-infested bruiser, millennia.
0:21.4	I mean, Holden McNeely, I'm an asshole that heals whenever I hit you.
0:28.8	Oh, you're the worst.
0:29.8	Wait a minute.
0:30.3	You're the worst.
0:30.9	Holden, I've heard rumors.
0:32.6	Are you the blade of Mickelah?
0:34.4	Yes, Queen.
0:36.0	I am the blade of Mickelah. I rule Queen. I am Blade of Mickelah.
0:38.2	I rule the school.
0:40.4	And I also suck ass to deal with for hours and hours.
0:43.8	Ooh, it was so annoying.
0:45.2	But I beat you, Millennia.
0:46.6	I beat you so good.
0:48.7	Soul odor.
0:50.1	We're talking about Elder Ring.
0:51.8	Jake, what are you?
0:52.4	Oh, wait.
0:52.9	And I am your grafted bruiser. Jake, uh, holding, four fathers, one at all. Bear witness. Now watch we roll around on the ground like an asshole. Forever. Um, or together. Uh, what was I going to say? I was going to say, I'm glad you're finally getting those skin grafts done.
1:12.6	Because you really needed that, the grafted jane.
1:15.9	Our God is a cosmic god.
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