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The Jason Manford Show

Elasticated Cat's Bums

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Jason has had a surgery and is bed bound whilst Steve can finally leave the house after his isolation has ended. But Father's Day didn't go quite as planned - and neither did their listeners! Plus they look for a Euro's song to unite the four home nations.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jason Manford

0:04.0

Absolute Radio.

0:05.0

We're real music matters.

0:08.0

Good morning it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.

0:11.0

Hope you very well this Sunday morning. Steve Edges here.

0:14.8

Hello. And he's freedom. Freedom!

0:19.2

Freedom! That's freedom. Yeah, free. I'm free. I'm free. I've checked for

0:23.4

release five day five that was I mean that was last Monday so I'm I'm out now. Yeah. Yeah and what have you done with your time?

0:30.0

Have you used your time wisely? Absolutely nothing just catching up on home stuff.

0:35.7

A bit tidying a bit potting around the house, you know. There's no need to do is there? What is there out there?

0:41.0

Not really no. Not really. It's raining all wake, isn't it? I know, it's been, it's not been especially brilliant, has it? No, I know what you mean. It's like a a false dawn isn't it the sort of freedom of isolation

0:56.8

isolation gives you an excuse for doing nouts for doing nothing yeah and then suddenly you're back in the real world and you're like oh

1:04.7

I'm still doing nothing but okay now it's not legally required and what and what have you been

1:10.3

up to me Steve I have nothing nothing nothing too traumatic. I am well I was

1:19.6

in hospital this week oh dear why why It's not as bad as it looks. It was a

1:26.7

I basically had an operation on both of my ankles. Okay what was wrong with you?

1:30.6

Kankles? They're not can't, I was having my cancals removed.

1:35.0

Yeah. It was just for aesthetics.

1:37.0

Um, no, it was, um, oh it's boring.

1:40.0

Basically, I've got these bone spurs.

1:42.0

It's sexy, that sounds sexy.

1:44.7

Dreamboat. Who is the fox with the spurs?

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