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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

After John Mulaney and Nick Kroll cancel, two weird dudes stop by.

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0:00.0	Vocal Warm Up, initiated.
0:02.8	Testing, one, two, three White Oscars.
0:04.8	White only Oscars.
0:06.4	The Oscars are white only.
0:08.1	Only whites for the Oscars.
0:10.9	My popping my peas? whites only at the Oscars.
0:14.0	A perfect white Oscars.
0:20.0	Am I popping my peas?
0:22.0	Perfect white Oscars. It's so funny to me to pronounce W.H. like that.
0:28.0	White. My dad does that kind of.
0:30.0	The perfect, positively perfect. the perfect white Oscars.
0:35.0	White Oscars.
0:37.0	Palatable perfect White Oscars.
0:44.0	White Only's.
0:46.0	White Only's.
0:48.0	White Only.
0:49.0	And my popping my Pepping my peas.
0:52.0	And the Oscar goes to whites.
0:55.0	Powerful, pretty
1:00.0	Patuna whites. Patunya Whites.
1:03.0	Patriarchy, white patriarch.
1:06.0	My mic is down again, Dustin.
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