Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review in El Classico.

One team was more eager, and Real Madrid are now five points clear in La Liga.

The game at the Bernabé was a feisty affair in which Barcelona ultimately failed to show their flair.

Vinnie Jr. wasn't happy at the end of this Spanish feud, but one man was

our lord and saviour, Jude. In the Premier League, Arsenal and our streets ahead as Liverpool

Man City both poop the bed. At the start of the season, we all definitely foresaw that

Sunderland and Bournemouth would be in the top four. Elsewhere in Italy, Napoli are back on top,

and by Munich remain the cream of the continental crop.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, it's the Taylor Rockco.

Hello, Taylor.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

Are you more confused and surprised by Manchester United's recent run of form

or by Bournemouth and Sunderland being in the top four. Both equally shocking. One I like more than the other. Can you guess which? Manchester United for sure. You're very excited about that. If past its precedent, I know how much you loved 1990s Manchester United and how thrilled you are that they might be good again. I may or may not have placed a bet with my father-in-law that Ruben Amorym would be out of the job by

December 31st and that bet doesn't look like it's going to happen now. I'm not angry, just disappointed. Give it time. Give it time. We'll see how things go. That's true. It's a few more weeks. It's a long time in Manchester United World. That is true.

Yep. There we go.

We are also joined Taylor by Mr. Graham Rutherford,

who was not at all confused by Daylight Savings Challenge. United world. That is true. Yeah, there we go. We are also joined Taylor by Mr. Graham

Rutherford, who was not at all confused by daylight savings changing in the UK and

shortening our hour's gap between the East Coast and Mr. Ratham. Hello, Graham.

Hello, Ryan Bailey. Why I was still doing this in 2025? It really disrupted my pre-podcast recording.

I'm like an elite level athlete. I have to, you know how, you know, Chris O'Renaldo before he takes a free kick and balloons it over the bar like he has done for the last 10 years. He does, you know, a certain number of steps and takes the deep breaths. That's like me. I have to go for my walk at 2 o'clock before we record at 3 o'clock. and stupid time made that impossible today.

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