Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. What an eventful show so far today. We still have a lot to give you. It's K Rock, we're Klein-Aly Show. Disneyland tickets. That'll be in your future. hopefully you've been paying attention to everything that's happened on the show because that could score you with Disneyland tickets coming up later this morning. I was dreading that we were about to talk about the fact that I accidentally purchased and wore lady pants. I'm so glad we don't have time to do that now because I know that Omar and you can't wait to get into the first. How can it be an accident? The red flag was that there were no pockets except for cargo pockets on the side and then the pockets that were on the butt were so small. These pants? Very form fitting around the butt. If they are meant for a lady she's a big, she is a big woman because... Well you bought mediums. Yeah, mediums. Yeah. But that shouldn't, but medium.

Yeah, but people, you know what's confusing is that everyone is buying very large clothes now.

And Klein's a medium lady. Yeah, you are a medium in ladies.

Apparently, I wear a lady's M. Yeah. I thought the M stood for man pants, so I bought

them. And it turns out they stand for a lady medium. Yeah, and then I found the website where these pants are, and they're very much only being modeled by women. Yes, but you think I got them on a website. Both you and Vanessa accused me of making an impulse buy on TikTok, shop, or Instagram. Well, that's because usually you see things like your little rope hat and you're

like, oh, cool, and you just click, click and buy and then move on with your day. What's, what actually happened is far more embarrassing. Really? And I'll tell you guys about it, but we have El Chippo to get through. That's coming up. Why did Klein buy and wear lady pants? Now, I don't think that you wasted money on your pants, but I do think you wasted money on an Uber because it was an empty one

that went all the way to Orange County and back. It was my biggest, one of my biggest most regrettable spends in recent years was screwing up, going to the O.C. fair, trying to have my wife and kids meet me there, so I sent them an Uber. And the guy, I was confusing, and he just showed up there with no people in the car. And I paid for it. You paid $120. Round trip. And you paid for nothing. You still had to pay for their Uber. El Chippo hates when stuff like this happens. So we're asking you right now, what is the most shameful way that you were forced to waste money? I mean, I'm talking a real waste of money. You're going to

watch El Chippo's head explode. It's time for El Chippo. It's time to talk to the king pan of cheap.

Here she is. El Chippo is brought to you by American Tire Depot. For the lowest tire prices,

get you to an American Tire Depot. And just for

participating in El Cheapo today, you'll get a free oil change courtesy of American Tire Depot.

Look at that. All right. All right. There's a lot of people on the phone. A lot of people

have been sending us their stories on Instagram as well. So let's go ahead and talk about the reasons that you

had to spend stupid money. And we now know that L.A. is, I think, the most expensive place.

California is the most expensive state to live in. So spending stupid money is not fun for anyone.

What's up? Rosio. Welcome to K. Ron.

Good morning, party people. Hi.

So back in 2021, like right after COVID, like things were lifting up, like restrictions, places were opening up.

We decided to take a trip to Hawaii.

And the only restrictions were, like, you had to have a COVID test and COVID vaccine.

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