Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

Man United won again and showed plenty of zeal when they steered past Fullum with Michael Carrick at the wheel.

It wasn't a resounding win, but United showed some spark and a continuation of the Casimir a redemption arc.

Liverpool turned on the entertainment and didn't

need a PK when they scored four, including a brace from Ekateke. Manciti visited Dr. Tottenham,

but they left sick after giving up a lead to a Solanke Scorpion kick. Like Spurs, Chelsea also came

back from two goals down and Enzo pushed West Ham back towards

relegation town. The London Derby had plenty of drama and Zhao Pedro learned that you don't

mess with a Dharma. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Hello, the Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, the Ryan Bailey. A lovely introduction as always and I'm glad that you've led us down this road

right away. That was a scorpion kick, for sure. But the René Agita one is the ultimate

scorpion kick with like both feet involved. And I'm trying to figure out how we differentiate

that type of scorpion kick from the Solonki one, because I feel like it does need distinction.

I'll distinguish it as René Hegita at

that game was practicing scorpion kicks for 20 minutes in the warmer before that game.

Dominic Salenka didn't know the ball was coming and did it within half a second. Wow. I get it

slander right there. Wow. The whistle hadn't blown unlike the Hegeeta one, which everyone refuses to

mention that part. It's true. The game was stopped. But still, great. I look at it as a half scorpion kick, like a half volley, the Salanki one. I don't know why both of you had to fire off a Gatislander before answering the question. I'm not sure why that was important. Graham, nothing. How were you, Graham? He's one of my icons in life, frankly, included him in the newsletter. This week, they, uh, atletical National played into Miami and he was at the game. And him and Messi met, and that was a lovely picture to have. I enjoyed it a lot. He said a colorful life, René Hegita. Is that how you're referring to the kidnapping incarceration is called it?

Yeah. Wasn't he in a reality show where he drastically changed his appearance as well?

Just that just made he straighten his hair and cut the mullet, that's all.

And I do think the kidnapping thing was like not quite as bad as it sounds, which is an odd way to begin this show by defending a person and incarcerated for kidnapping. But anyway. Joe Lowry, hello, would you like to put us back on the rails? I'm just still thinking about the scorpion kick division that Taylor started. As a desert dweller, surrounded by a lot of scorpions, I will tell you the stings all hurt. So I think scorpion kicks are all count the same because all the stings seem to feel pretty just horrible equally. So except the little ones. The little ones hurt more than the big ones. So maybe the smaller scorpion kicker is better. I don't know. Don't feel great about it. Why are you getting real? Is it stung by scorpions? Yeah. Because they sting you? What do you mean? I was like kids. Or like I just feel like they'd be easy to avoid being stung by. Are you, as you walk around, are you always staring at the ground? Or how do you walk around? I mean, yes, Charlie Brown over here. Okay. I mean, I would be if I had. If you're not Charlie Browning it? If I had scorpions all over the place trying to stick me, yeah, I'd probably look

at the ground a little bit more. Is it true that the little ones, like, sting worse? Because I feel like that's the thing we hear about snakes over here, and then that's been debunked, I think. I mean, I don't think it's been debunked yet with scorpions. I mean, I really don't know.

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