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When I was a younger man, a friend of mine Kate Simms'

her dad would kind of hire me to drive his cars from Florida back to Connecticut when the seasons changed.

He was very generous with me. He gave me, you know, money for obviously gas and all that and a little bit extra

to stop at hotels. But I had very little money at the time so I wanted to conserve the money and so I would find the cheapest motels possible.

You know, highway rest stops $22 a night and then I drive up the street and I'd find a $19 a night one.

And I would, but the $22 a night one was a little bit nicer so I would go back to the...

Fewer pubic hair on the pubic hair is on the pillow.

Still quite a few. And I would go back and I would

have had a go with... And this is like, are they must hated me? I mean these

proprietors who ran these places at, like, providers. Like two and three in the morning.

I'd be like, well, you know that guy is actually charging $22 for the for the come on in motel.

That guy is 19 and can you give me this one for $19 or $18 even.

And sometimes they would. I would get like that kind of deal.

Christian, I should have prefaced by saying we come from a family that cuts a lot of cubons.

Hope to bring me into this. But you are your mother's son.

She's a coupon cutter. Coupon. Coupon. Coupon. Here's the show.

You're releasing the life is short. I'm your sometimes quite frugal host.

Thrifty? Thrifty? Okay, I must achieve.

And with me as always, he's my less thrifty. But you got your hands down.

But still thrifty. You know the value of a dollar.

You appreciate the value of a poo dollar.

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