One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach.

All the damn vampires. Well, we'll, well, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast.

Stas, Starring J from Sludge Central, and Matt from dinosaur Dracula.

Thank you. from sludge central and man from dinosaur Dracula. The cast her rumenia, there was time of umpires. Now is a chance you stirs in money, what's the times of umpires?

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Screeches, screeches all months and days, come, I want to get some insight from you here.

Were you frightened by vampires as a kid?

No, I've always been drawn to them, Jay.

Okay, see, I would have thought you would have been like scarred for life by a vampire.

You have this moniker that is in homage to it.

So I didn't know if it was something that you kind of based your life around.

So you thought maybe I was like working through some demons with the website title?

No, it was nothing but respect for the

many vaps that i've run with oh okay so as a kid was it just something that you identified with you

felt like you were a blood sucker well i think it's more of a case of being a suburban white boy goth.

And it's like, you're just like, hmm, goth, black things.

Oh, vampires.

I should be into vampires.

And so there I was in the seventh grade buying Dracula, the novel from our school book fair.

Oh, okay.

It was a big deal.

I read one page of that fucking novel and I carry around the book the whole okay. It was a big deal. I read one page of that fucking novel, and I carry around the book the

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