Eight Great Sea Monsters!

The Purple Stuff Podcast

Purple Stuff Podcast

Comedy

5 • 842 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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We dive into the depths and report back on eight great sea monsters from all walks of pop culture!

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0:00.0	Well, we're, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast.
0:14.7	Starly Jane from the sexy armpit and Matt from Dinosaur Black Yola.
0:23.6	We're out of funny Zillow from the day
0:25.6	Suddenly rings and grabbing
0:28.6	It was a rock lobster Laplace Laplace
0:38.3	Racklapse
0:41.3	Rang Lapser Matt, the ocean covers 71% of the ocean covers 71% of the Earth's surface.
1:16.5	Does it now?
1:17.5	That's a lot, Jay.
1:18.8	97% of the Earth's water is the ocean all around us.
1:24.3	It's incredible, 97%.
1:26.3	Think of all the weird and scary creatures that are living
1:32.0	under the water. What do you think is the scariest one? Maybe the Cracken. The Cracken is that big
1:39.3	giant monster that like eats boats and stuff. Okay, so you're assuming that it's a real thing.
1:47.0	Yeah, the Kraken was seen off the coast of the Jersey shore once,
1:50.3	but then they found out it was just a floating pile of garbage.
1:55.7	What about you?
1:58.8	Okay, if I'm keeping it real, the scariest thing in the ocean, not a big fan of those Portuguese men of war. Oh, yeah. That's how you pluralize man of war, right? Men of war. Men of war. Yes. Yeah. Portuguese men of war. Yeah.
2:18.3	If you get stuck of them, it's like they kind of like eat you basically.
2:24.3	Have you ever been eaten by any kind of like seafaring creature or bitten or anything?
2:30.3	Well, I mean, I'm desperately afraid of the ocean. So for that reason, no, I stay away.
2:37.2	Therefore, I cannot be bit. Oh, that's very smart. You on the other hand, a famous surfer in your
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