You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner, as you may have guessed,

by the sloppiness of our opening.

And I wouldn't want to be quoting on that either.

I'm with Zoe Lyons and Alan Cocker in this morning.

Morning.

Lovely to see Zoe.

And if you want to communicate with us in any way,

you can't, because we're not live.

I know what people say, but this morning we're not.

But you can still tweet us on app Frank on the radio.

You can still email via the Absolute Radio website.

Because now, free, I don't feel morally corrupted by you,

contacting us like that.

But don't text us, because that would be just reckless.

And there's enough of that in the modern world.

And if I suppose we should say, if you do tweet or email us,

don't expect us to react.

No, it's not going to happen.

I suppose I took that as red.

We'll react next week, maybe, if it suits us.

No, if there's anything good, I mean we'll keep you that.

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