Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy.

This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Christly.

I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards

and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back.

I don't love them.

A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots.

I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now.

Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea.

That is the tea.

Here's Lindsay.

Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea.

Good morning, Kristen.

How are you?

Hi, Lindsay.

I am, you know, spiking a fever, but we're making it.

Oh, well, sounds about kind of like my day.

I actually, like right before we recorded, I took a shower and put on a, like,

have you ever seen, they have them at Costco.

That's where I got the two that I have.

They are Mickey Mouse, like, patterned, but they probably have other ones.

These are just like two that I got over the past two years.

But they're basically like a blanket with a hood and it's like a dress.

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