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Guaranteed Human. I'm trying to go deep right now, Shirley. Deep into the archives. I'm making these folders and I'm in the C deep in the players. I'm even in a cassette, couple of them on A track. You know, I'm back off. I'm back off in here. I'm back way back off in here. Yeah, you're going deep, deep, deep, prank, prank deep. Let's see here. All right. That's what right here. Y'all hold tight. Here you come. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Cassandra. This is she. Hey, how you doing? I'm fine. Who's this? This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your sister Kiva. Okay. We've met a couple times. You've come out to Happy Hour with us a couple times. But that's been a, you just had a baby, right? Oh, yeah. Well, that must have been a long time ago. I sure did just have a baby. Okay. You said this is Brian? Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now? It's been three months since I've had them. Okay. All right. Well, congratulations to you. Listen, we're putting together a potluck Christmas party, and we wanted to invite you out. Oh, okay. Is this some kind of surprise or something? See, my keyboard would be called. Well, I, I, you know, my job is to call around since it's a potluck and make sure we get everybody to bring something. And what I wanted to do is I told her she should invite her sister. I'm sure your sister, I was just saying you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby. And maybe you would want to get out a little bit. Yeah, you said that. I've been trapped in this house with this baby. Oh, and he's, oh, he's such a greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is like my second child and I'm telling you he was nothing like the first one, but I haven't been out. When is the party? It's going to be next week. Next Friday we're going to throw it, and we're not trying to do anything too late,

probably around 6 o'clock.

Everybody's going to leave work a little early, but we're going to all bring a little something

to contribute to the party, you know, whatever type of food or drinks or whatever.

So we just wanted to reach out and give you an invitation.

I just need to see if i can get a babysitter

i haven't had to use a babysitter yet but i i'll try i'll do my best for me it's my sister

and her friend so i'd be glad to come so you said it's potluck what what are y'all bringing

well some people are bringing finger foods some people are bringing uh desserts uh nachos and things like that

so i guess a little bit of everything and uh everybody's just in the christmas spirit we just got

have a good time well uh do i need to cook it myself or can i just order something have it delivered

or something like that you know i'm fooling with this baby i can't get too much done while i'm here but i'll be

glad to contribute uh well actually we're interested in getting some egg knob. Yeah, I can probably, I could send my husband out to get some because, you know, there's this, food, is his specialty shop. They make some good homemade eggnog. I can do eggnog. Well, hang on. We didn't want anything from a specialty shop.

We're real particular about having good eggnog.

We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw the big potluck Christmas party.

We wanted to see if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch.

But, you know, if you could really, really help us out, you know, using breast milk to do it. Well, they make the best milk over there. I know they use whole milk. Sometimes they use that buttercream milk. You know what? I should get my aunt to make it because she got a real good recipe. And I know she used the best milk there is. I can get her to make some. Is that okay? Okay. so your mom has what kind of milk? My auntie, she makes the best eggnog, and I know she was like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's what I was thinking. I don't know if Kiva told you, but she makes. No, no, no, no, no, no. We want some breast milk. Not the best milk. We want breasts. aren't you breastfeeding you you say breast

as in B R E A S T breast milk breast milk yes yes wait a minute wait a minute yeah I'm

breastfeeding but breast milk is for babies adult people don't supposed to drink

that if you if you not know anything you're not supposed to drink milk breast milk

is the best milk see so what we was trying to do is get get the egg gnaw supposed to drink that if you if you not know anything you're not supposed to drink breast milk breast milk

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