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There exists a dark organization who research nightmarish creatures, objects, and entities.

For decades, they've been using you, the unsuspecting public, as test subjects.

They are known as Redwood Bureau.

My name is Agent Conroy, and I used to work for them.

But now I'm on the run, and I'm leaking at highly classified reports

because I believe you have a right to know.

When you no longer hear my broadcasts,

it means they've found me. Redwood Bureau Report 537A.

Egg sack.

The classic 9 to 5-5 structure can leave many people feeling lonely.

The workday that most of the Western world has come to live by, with day after

day behind a counter or a screen, makes many feel left behind, burnt out, and pent up with

frustration. Some attempt to overcome the isolation, the gaping hole that festers in the

centers of their chest with various vices.

Alcohol, gambling, reality TV, consuming media to escape the reality in which you yourself

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