That's when I started getting intense.

I said, oh, my God.

Oh, my, like, this is scary.

And then, and of course, in the most soap opera-esque ABC morning fashion, it was just like,

Zoom in, Zoom in.

Zoom in. And welcome in the net to another episode of Castle Black, the Blackest Game of Thrones podcast in all of the realms.

It is I, one of your host, Tatiana Kang the Conqueror, this time known as Tatiana the Kingsguard,

aka the Lord of Lightsaber, Kodak Blackwoods, and Tatiana the Kingslayer. And as usual,

I am joined by the major, the Bush Knight himself. True indeed. It's your boy Ben Howder means,

aka Draco Yergarian, Sir Christian Cold as ice. A man has no shame.

Bent off that Allison. Biggie small folk catch these hands of the king here on Castle Black.

Thank you for having me. I mean, I guess, you know, you have no choice in that matter, but I'm here.

And rounding out, as always, the person who knows the most because she actually read the books,

our grand maister herself, Maister, Portia P. Please introduce yourself.

Hello, everyone. It's Portia Patterson, aka the maister of Green Dreams, aka Lady Mary Jane of High Garden,

aka Bela the Targaryen princess, just mind your business,

aka, I sleep under elm trees.

Very good.

Very profound.

I appreciate your smooth jazz and R&B voice, very quiet storm of you.

This week we are talking about episode three,

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms or the Dunkin' Egg show.

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