So this past week has been health week.

Health Week. Do you guys have this? Do you do this? I hate's appointments of any all kinds. I just can't stand

them. So I try to schedule as many as possible back to back in the same week to just knock them

all out. So that was this past week for me. I had a pap smear, a mammogram, an ultrasound.

Don't be scared.

They're regular checkups for me.

I believe most women start getting mammograms when they're 40.

I started when I was 25 because my mom was diagnosed with stage four cancer when she was 36 or 37 years old.

And so that's always what's on my order form. Every time I get a mammogram right there written on the order form, it's like mammogram plus ultrasound, bilateral.

And then where it says reason,

the doctor writes, well, she writes two things. The first thing she writes is mother diagnosed with stage four cancer at 36. The second thing she writes is dense breasts, which I don't know if

that's a compliment, but it sure as hell doesn't sound like one.

Like dense breasts, can't you describe it a little bit differently?

I don't like it.

Every time I see that on the form, I'm like embarrassed a hand in the form.

I'm like, I'm here for the mammogram for my dense breasts.

It sounds gross.

So I had those and then I also had genetic testing.

It was easy enough.

It was in just like a boring looking regular seeming doctor's office.

But it, you know, it is weird sometimes because like I walk in and everybody tries to look busy like but they're looking at me

because they recognize me it didn't happen to the mammogram it happened to the ultrasound which is

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