Egg Cults, Cameltoes, and Jesus Christ Superstar ft. Uncle Lazer + Gina Hyena

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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WOOOO MAMA! What an episode. Our first on tour podcast episode, ladies and gents, and we are joined by two hilarious comedians, Uncle Lazer and Gina Hyena. We're in Springfield, MA at the time of this recording, and discuss the opioid epidemic, how Uncle Lazer broke his toe, and Gina's surprising cult. Find Uncle Lazer here: https://www.unclelazercomedy.com Get You More of Gina Hyena here: https://linktr.ee/ginahyena We're smoking on that Laughing Gas by Joey Coco Diaz: https://www.laug...

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0:00.0	Wow, y'all are fucking addicts.
0:03.0	Well, we're quitting.
0:04.0	I'm quitting when I leave this trip, so I'm going to just go hot. I'm using Uncle Laser. That's what we all say. I'm using Uncle Laser as an excuse of why I'm going to finish, how I'm going to finish my degeneracy. I've had women tell me that whenever they're going to be lesbian after me. Are we just recording? Yeah, we're recording. We're going. Here we go.
0:21.0	We're live back in action.
0:22.9	Welcome back to two lesbian after me. Are we just recording? Yeah, we're recording. We're going. Here we go.
0:20.9	We're live back in action.
0:22.9	Welcome back to Two Girls One Blunt.
0:24.8	From Springfield, it's Saturday, no.
0:26.6	Saturday, no.
0:28.1	I love it.
0:31.1	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
0:33.5	You know exactly what I need.
0:38.4	This is our first tour room podcast on the road.
0:42.2	Yeah.
0:42.5	This is a milestone for us.
0:44.1	That's fun.
0:44.8	That's super fun.
0:45.5	We haven't recorded outside of our studio in over a year.
0:48.7	Now you're up in the hotel room.
0:50.4	Here we are.
0:51.6	You guys know what's really going down here.
0:53.5	I feel like I walked into a porn studio. Yeah. All right. Well, we got the, I feel like. We got the beautiful, badass Gina Hyena here. Hey, what up. And you know this fuck. This single mother slayer, broken toe-ass motherfucker, Uncle Laser. Did you paint your toe toe or is that a band-aid no i i get my
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