I'm broke down, I'm buzzing on another day now, I'll fall to high school, something I'd love for.

Good morning and welcome to episode 892 of Effectively Wild, the Daily Podcast from Baseball

Perspectus presented by our Patreon supporters and the play index at baseballreference.com.

I'm Ben Lindbergh, 538, joined by Sam Miller, baseballreference.com.

We are joined today by a man who needs no introduction, although he usually provides his own

of considerable length.

Carson Sastouli, a writer for Fan Gras and the host of Fan Gras audio.

I didn't know you had that little line.

Was that spontaneous?

Was that improvised?

No, that is actually written on a page before me.

Written material, well done.

I just want to note that there's a, I don't know if you and I have talked about this

Carson, but Carson of course most people know by checking his Wikipedia page is also a

published poet.

And he has published alongside Pulitzer Prize winning poets in a journal called Smartish

Pace, which is founded and edited by my boss at baseballreference.com.

I love this poem.

I don't know if I've told you that, but it's called Young People Will Have White Hair.

It's an absolute delight of a poem.

My favorite line is The Hurricane Caused a Benefit Concert.

I say I can enjoy that.

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