Where's your call to me up until I'm full?

So come on over here, I'm on the road.

I said baby I'm about to sweep, but I'm in better with a egg and feet.

This went on before a couple of days, but it couldn't stay away.

So I walked back, walked through by gold, by six, except for eight by more.

Upon the whip I'm starting to drag, 15 to four, I'm a rid of the sight.

Get to the top, find the fight right.

Hello and welcome to episode 882 of Effectively Wild, the daily podcast from baseball

perspectives presented by our Patreon supporters and playindex at baseballreference.com.

I am Ben Lindbergh of 538, joined by Sam Miller, a baseball perspective solo Sam.

Howdy.

So last night I was signing books and dazzling DC audiences, and while I was doing that,

Mac Shuser was having a pretty good night, I guess, also.

And I sort of was surprised that anyone showed up to my book event because it seemed like a pretty big draw.

It was Bryce Harper MVP Bobblehead Knight, and it was Shuser versus Zimmerman,

and it was Miguel Cabrera's return to third base, and all of those things seemed like better attractions than me talking to people throughout a while.

And so the first thing I said when I got on stage was sorry that you guys couldn't get net tickets,

but I didn't even realize at the time how much they would come to regret that decision,

because Mac Shuser threw a 20 strike out game and was wonderful and overpowering,

and from what I hear, fun to watch, but I didn't get to watch any of it.

I didn't even get to follow any of it in real time.

And so we wanted to talk to someone who has written about that start twice already since it happened,

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