It's me and the police

This is in shame

How we pray each other's heart

Because each other's pain

Are we dating each other's heart

Good morning and welcome to episode 367 of Effectively Wild and Daily Podcast from Baseball Perspectus

I'm Sam Miller with Ben Lindbergh, it's an email Friday, Ben, how are you doing?

Very well, and the listeners outdid themselves this week with questions

Both quality and quantity, I think we got more questions this week than in any other week

So I don't know what the occasion was, but thank you must have been a slow week at work

Before we start, a couple things

First, did you happen to see Fat A-Rod?

Okay, I'll send you Fat A-Rod, I meant to bring it up yesterday

As we talked about Fat Canoe when that was briefly a thing or when I tried to make it a thing

Right, and Fat Jeter and Fat A-Rod

And we talked about where that ranked on the spectrum of Fat Jeter

Well, yeah, so that's the thing

He looks like Fat JZ

So, yeah, so the thing about these pictures is I kind of rank them on

How plausible I believe the fatness is, I guess

Because Fat Canoe seemed fat, but there were other factors

He was apparently in a photo shoot outside and was wearing a lot of layers

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