Effectively wild, effectively wild, effectively wild.

Effectively wild.

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Hello and welcome to episode 2458 of Effectively Wild, a Fangraphs baseball podcast brought

you by our Patreon supporters.

I'm Meg Rally of Fangraves, and I am joined by Ben Lindberg of the Ringer.

Ben, happy third opening day.

Yes, the real one, did we decide? They're all real to me in some sense. We need them all

together. It's with their powers combined. We are captain opening day. So this is good.

All the teams will have played by the time people have heard this. So you don't have to feel left

out. If you were the Squidward SpongeBob meme

looking through the blinds at other people playing and having fun. Now you get to play too. It's

opening day for everyone. Finally. Finally. And brought to you by our Patreon supporters, also brought

to our Patreon supporters because this is the first

paid episode of Effectively Wild. So welcome to our subscribers. Welcome also to our free previewers,

whether you are spending something or nothing on this episode. We hope you'll feel like you

at least got what you paid for.

We hope that you'll stick around if you're able and we're gratified by the response from everyone

this week. And, you know, I was thinking, I mean, it's a, it's a momentous thing to ask people

for their money, which we've done in a sense before, but are doing in a more concerted fashion.

And we always ask people for their time and plenty of it.

But I know they say time is money.

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