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Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast

Effectively Wild Episode 2412: It’s the Most Punderful Time of the Year

Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast

Ben Lindbergh, Meg Rowley

Sports, Baseball

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

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Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley break down Scott Boras’s Winter Meetings wordplay and discuss the Kyle Schwarber and Edwin Díaz deals, a smattering of starting-pitcher signings, the Pirates as supposed spenders, the latest on the Ippei Mizuhara TV series, a Lane Kiffin canine conspiracy, and a Johanfran Garcia nickname.

Audio intro: El Warren, “Effectively Wild Theme
Audio outro: Guy Russo, “Effectively Wild Theme

Link to Boras on EW
Link to Boras on Imai
Link to Boras on Suárez
Link to Boras on Bregman
Link to Boras on Alonso
Link to more on Alonso
Link to “Wood” song
Link to Boras on Gallen
Link to Boras on Skubal
Link to Boras on Bellinger
Link to Bellinger quote transcription
Link to quote about news timing
Link to FG post on Schwarber
Link to NL fWAR leaders
Link to FG post on Díaz
Link to Friedman’s “heavy lifting” quote
Link to over/under draft results
Link to Pirates offer story
Link to Boras on the Pirates
Link to Pirates/Marlins spending story
Link to Ippei show update
Link to FG post on Matz
Link to MLBTR on Grissom
Link to MLBTR on Ponce
Link to MLBTR on Weiss
Link to MLBTR on Kay
Link to MLBTR on Anderson
Link to HUAL on Kiffin
Link to Kiffin dog story 1
Link to Kiffin dog story 2
Link to report on Juice
Link to post on Juice’s account
Link to Cruella de Vil wiki
Link to Garcia brothers story
Link to Patreon gift subs
Link to Secret Santa sign-up

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0:00.0

It's Effectively Wild, it's Effectively Wild, with then and back in Bag rally.

0:18.7

Hello and welcome to episode 2412 of Effectively Wild, a fangraphs baseball podcast brought

0:24.8

to you by our Patreon supporters.

0:26.5

I'm a rally of Fangraphs and I'm joined by Ben Lindberg of the ringer.

0:29.6

Ben, how are you?

0:30.7

I'm relieved that we have some stuff to talk about because we ended our last episode with me

0:36.9

prodding you to tell teams to do something.

0:40.7

Right.

0:40.9

Because we had to record the day after our preceding episode.

0:44.9

Sometimes if enough news is not accrued in the interim can be a scramble.

0:50.1

We have to dig deep.

0:51.0

But we don't have to dig as deep as I feared because some news has happened as we record here on Tuesday afternoon.

0:58.9

And of course, I refer to one of the most powerful figures in baseball, entertaining the assembled writers with his latest puns.

1:08.3

Yes, Scott Boris set up his little backdrop, and he delighted everyone with his latest puns. Yes, Scott Boris set up his little backdrop and he delighted everyone

1:13.6

with his latest lines. And I assumed that you were not able to attend the Boris Scrum.

1:18.6

I was not. Yeah, it was a busy time because some other agencies stole Boris's thunder

1:24.6

a bit by leaking news or news having happened while Boris was up there.

1:30.9

The spotlight is on him. And then the news comes out that the Phillies have re-signed Kyle Schwerber.

1:37.2

Yes.

1:37.7

The Dodgers have signed in with Diaz. And suddenly probably people had to flock elsewhere to file stories while Scott was still

1:46.9

standing there doing his spiel but we will give him his due here as we always must yeah yeah

1:53.6

you had to scramble I assume to assign some posts or or get some people who pre-wrote posts

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