Well, it's moments like these that make you ask, how can you not be horny about baseball?

Every take hot and hotter, entwining and a budding, watch them climb a mountain

nothing's about nothing, every stitch wet with sweat, breaking balls back, darn me on effectively

while but can you not be horny?

When it comes to podcasts, how can you not be horny?

Hello and welcome to episode 2383 of Effectively Wild,

a baseball podcast from Fancrafts presented by our Patreon supporters.

I'm Ben Lindberg of the Ringer, joined now not by Meg Rally of Fangraphs, who is on the mend,

but not yet men did.

And filling in for her in multiple professional capacities this week, including on this episode of Effectably

Wild, it's Michael Bammon of Fancraft's Hello, Michael. Yeah, I've been spending this week

being the emergency backup goalie from an editorial standpoint, because Meg has been sick,

and Matt has been, he's spent all week on a train back and forth to Yankee Stadium.

Man, that's a lot of power to hand to you, the keys to WordPress.

The first thing I told Matt was I was drunk with power.

Yeah.

They don't give me that kind of edit access at Fangraphs.

I can edit my own podcast posts, and that's it.

They don't trust me with editing anyone else's,

nor should they. I'm not actually on the Fangraph staff. You are, but still, that is a lot of

responsibility, a lot of harm you could do. It was very much like the first episode, or first

season episode of Star Trek the Next Generation, where Captain McCart and Commander Riker get

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