Well, it's moments like these that make you ask,

how can you not be horny about baseball?

Every take hot and hotter,

entwining and a budding,

watch a climbing mountain

nothing's about nothing every stituate with sweat

breaking balls back door beyond effectively while the

can you not be horny?

When it comes to podcasts, how can you not be horny?

Hello and welcomed episode 2128 of Effectively Wild, a fangrass baseball

podcast brought to you by our Patreon supporters. I'm Meg Rowley of

fan graphs and I am joined by Ben Lemberger the ringer. Ben how are you?

Well you know I'm not a uniform guy. I respect people who are

nerdy about uniforms. I'm certainly nerdy about enough things that I respected in others,

but I don't share that particular

kind of nerdiness so you start talking about plackets and piping and

perforated numbers and so on I'm probably not going to pay particularly close attention and so this

brings uniform mess started out being of only mild interest to me like as long as the players are wearing something out there, I might not notice the difference.

I know.

That's the thing, we've reached the point where we can't be confident that they are,

or we can be extremely confident about what they're wearing underneath the outer layer.

I mean if we're going to get to the point where they're giving Shohai O'Tani semi-transparent pants,

...