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I'm Meg Raleigh, a Fangirlass. I am joined as always by Ben Limberg of the Ring and Ben Hario

I'm relieved because I believe we have found Yandhi Diaz's new nickname

We've done some really good ones

Our long national non-nightmare that absolutely no one has been worried about is over

I think or it's about to be so as we have covered on earlier podcasts this week

Certified grade A beef boy Yandhi Diaz no longer is hitting the ball on the ground

He's hitting the ball in the air and often over the fence and so we can no longer call him ground beef

Which is what we had dubbed him because the combination of beef boy and ground balls

And so now we're looking for something that conveys his beefiness

But also his newfound tendency to hit the ball in the air

So we have

Dengled some possibilities in a previous episode, but nothing seemed to click so the submissions have kept common

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