Sheldon, but the door's unlocked. If you rock as secret knock, switch it off.

You're radio, because you don't wanna know.

All the way of mine, sure, body and soul of fear.

Get your head to your place, call it anywhere but here.

All you gotta do is jump in the line.

And everybody do the armor, get this line.

Hello and welcome to episode 1951 of Effectively Wild, a famed grass-based ball-punk has brought you by our Patreon supporters.

I'm Meg Raleigh, a famed grass- and I'm joined as always by Ben Lumbergo the Ringer.

How are you?

Pretty well, how are you?

Pretty well.

Good. Well, although Carl's Crayus status is still unresolved, we're...

Wistin' in the wind!

Very much so. I expect we'll have an update on that. One of these days, one of these weeks, but for now, nothing new to report.

Or nothing new that has been reported.

So we're otherwise well into the Wade Myleev, Zach Davies, Eric Cosmer, Evan Longoria, portion of the Ops season.

So I think it's safe to say that we're entering the pre-spring training doldrums, the low-ab of the baseball offseason news-wise, which is fine.

We've had it good thus far.

But there was one exception in that we got another $300 million dollar man.

I thought we might have been done with those in this winter. But no, Rafael Devers, welcome to the club.

Yeah, you know, his name is Rafael Devers, and he is the $300 man.

And I think importantly, for $300 million.

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