No more smiles for the last damn time.

Why not wait for the wild car,

burning a hole in your hand,

digging a hole in the ground,

in a vast graveyard.

Hello and welcome to episode 1913 of Effectively Wild,

a fairground baseball podcast brought to you by our Patreon supporters.

I'm Meg Raleigh, a fairground grass, and I'm joined as always by Ben Limberg of the Ring or Ben.

I almost muddled my way through, but we're here now. How are you?

Scented, seamless and flawless to me.

I shouldn't admit my mistakes.

Yeah, usually when you do, I didn't even detect the stumber or stumble or anything.

The stumber.

It was a mix between a stumble and a stammer.

Well, anyway, here we are. We're recording a podcast.

I have secured groceries for the coming week.

We're officially in that time of year where it's like,

I have exactly one hour, I have to go do something that doesn't involve my job

because otherwise, who knows when I'll get another opportunity?

The postseason, it's almost upon us.

Yeah, you're like a postseason prepper.

You're stocking up, just piling up cans in the closet.

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