Romeo, Juliet, by the knees in the wind, making oaks with a sink, and gun, and bread is Juliet.

Flopper girl, flopper girl, row here beach and in curves, air of gold and in air, I'll

burn, it's fly.

Hello and welcome to episode 1899 of Effectively Wild, a fan graph spice ball podcast brought

to you by our Patreon supporters.

I'm Megrelia, a fan graph, and I'm joined as always by Ben Limberg of The Ringer.

Ben, I feel like I said like four different words in that kind of weirdly, strangely.

Not on purpose, I'm just like thinking back, I'm like, what the, what the, anyway, how

are you?

I'm doing well, how are you, other than your weird pronunciations.

I'm gonna be in my head about it the whole episode now, but I'm otherwise fine.

How was your long weekend, Ben?

It was swell, I didn't notice that you said anything strange for a little while.

I should have kept it to myself and let people go, is she okay?

Yeah, well, I did do one thing on my long weekend.

Actually, I did a number of things, but this is one of them.

I know we have a lot to cover today, but let's start here.

I installed a toilet flapper over the weekend.

You know, those red rubbery things that you put in the toilet tank that control the

water coming in and out.

And sometimes if you have to jiggle the handle, it could be an issue with the toilet flapper.

Yes.

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