Effectively Wild Episode 1812: The Metaverse of Madness
Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast
Ben Lindbergh, Meg Rowley
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary

Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about Ben’s embarrassing use of a definite article, the latest non-developments in the MLB-MLBPA CBA discussions, the career and retirement of Ryan Zimmerman, a rejected extension offer to the new Nationals franchise player, Juan Soto, a digital recreation of Truist Park and what “the metaverse” means, the outcome of the Erik Kay trial, MLB aiming to downsize the minor leagues more, a baseball rule proposal known as “The Scramble,” and a listener email about what an eccentric billionaire would have to pay a player to retire.
Audio intro: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, “The Year 1812 Solemn Overture, Op. 49”
Audio outro: Albert Lortzing, “Zar und Zimmermann, Holzschuhtanz”
Link to latest report about bargaining
Link to Zimmerman’s walk-off homer
Link to story about Zimmerman and spring
Link to more on Zimmerman and spring
Link to Zimmerman’s announcement
Link to report about Soto
Link to BP piece about the Nationals
Link to Truist press release
Link to Truist SBJ story
Link to Snow Crash on the metaverse
Link to WaPo on the metaverse
Link to The Ringer on the metaverse
Link to ESPN on the Kay verdict
Link to ESPN Daily episode on Kay
Link to 2019 JDA update
Link to Passan story on minor leaguers
Link to HUAL “Scramble” episode
Link to episode with NPB hypothetical
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 1812 of Defected New Wild, a Fedegraph's baseball podcast |
| 0:40.7 | brought to you by our Patreon supporters. I'm a rally of Fedegraph's and I'm joined |
| 0:44.3 | as always by Ben Lumberger of the Ringer. Ben, how are you? |
| 0:47.5 | Well, I'm afraid I have to issue an apology. You are listeners. It's a serious matter that |
| 0:54.0 | I just have to own up to and you know how we have an official podcast position or certainly |
| 1:00.6 | my position about saying the MLB as opposed to just MLB without the article because of |
| 1:07.7 | course it's already Major League Baseball. You don't need to say the Major League Baseball. |
| 1:12.3 | We understand why people do because they're used to saying the NBA and the NFL and the NHL |
| 1:17.8 | are a matter of time. We know that everyone understands what you mean and this is just hour or |
| 1:23.3 | my inner prescriptivist coming out and yet we have railed against it in the past. And |
| 1:29.0 | so I have to own up to a failure of my own. This was pointed out by listener Raymond Chen |
| 1:36.1 | who is a frequent effectively wild wiki contributor. A few episodes ago we started out by talking |
| 1:42.1 | about Matt Schumacher whom I selected in the minor league free agent draft and who subsequently |
| 1:48.6 | seemingly signed or is close to signing with the Yomuri Giants. And when I said that I |
| 1:54.8 | said Matt Schumacher had reportedly signed with the Yomuri Giants of the NPB. Oh no, |
| 2:02.5 | Ben. I went back and listened. I actually said it. I just have to follow up my sword here. |
| 2:10.2 | Of course, NPB, Nippon professional baseball. Yeah. Don't have to say the the for that either. |
| 2:16.7 | So I have been hoisted I suppose on my petard. I have made the mistake that I have lambasted |
| 2:24.8 | and I'll accept any penalty that the audience thinks is appropriate. If I have to resign, |
| 2:31.4 | if I have to step down for a while, you know, step back, maybe just let this blow over. |
| 2:37.4 | It takes I want to be accountable for my mistake. Well, you can't do that because then I have |
| 2:43.8 | to host the podcast alone again. But I think that it is important in in moments when we are |
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