I'll try to be on time

It will turn in light

Everything is fine

It will turn in light

I'll try to be on time

And for training

Hello and welcome to episode 1687 of Tech with Wild and Paceball Podcasts from Bandwraps presented by Patreon supporters

I am Ben Luger, up the ringer, joined by Meg Rollin, up the bandwraps

Hello Meg! Hello!

Did you see San Francisco 49ers coach Kyle Shanahens' response when someone asked him whether Jimmy Caraplo would be on the 49ers roster on Sunday?

I sure did, and it made me think of Sam

He too, this is extremely, extremely, extremely effectively wild response

So Shanahens said, I can't guarantee that anybody in the world will be alive Sunday

So I can't guarantee who will be on our roster on Sunday

And you know what, he's right, he can't guarantee it

Although generally when people ask these questions, I think this is sort of presupposed

Generally baked into the question that, no, we can't predict if any of us will actually be alive at any point in the future

But you know, provided that we are, will Jimmy Caraplo be on your roster?

That's sort of the un-stated premise of the question

But hey, he took it literally here

And I applaud making us all remember our mortality at a moment when we were not expecting to

So if baseball is a distraction from the slog to rigor mortis, and this press conference was not

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