You must show no feelings for him, though it's not fair

But these are the uniforms that we must wear

And you wouldn't dare to use this theater

The fighting is savage, the contest is green

The blood shed is a low-calized am yet

You feel grief in that sweet relief

Hello and welcome to episode 1669 of Effectively Wild

a baseball podcast from Vangrass presented by our Patreon supporters

I am Ben Lemberg of The Ringer, joined by Meg Raleigh of Vangrass

Low Meg How are you?

I'm well, pregnant pause before Patreon supporters

Yes, yes

So you recovered from being exposed to the St. Patrick's Day uniforms?

Have I? Have I been?

You said you were well, so I'm just taking you at your word here

I look, I am aware of where this small issue ranks in the list of crises that we are facing as a nation

This is objectively unimportant, but I'm going to ask a question and I hope that our listeners of Irish Heritage will not take offense

St. Patrick's Day holiday, we have to commemorate onfields

Is that an onfield holiday?

Yeah, I see what you mean, maybe it doesn't really rise to that level, especially if it's going to come with green caps

I just, the best case scenario that you can hope for was the combination that we ended up with

I mean, I saw it with the fillies and also with the reds

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