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Carrying the torch, the Olympic four rings, I'm a javelin' the road from the crowning of the king.

Hello and welcome to episode 190 East,

of Effectively Wild, a baseball podcast from FanGrafts, presented by our Patreon supporters,

I am Dan Limberg of The Ringer, joined by Jeff Sullivan of FanGrafts.

Hello. Hi.

I've been out of commission for the last few days in the wilderness with wonky internet,

but a lot has happened, and so I've accumulated some banter topics, we're gonna do emails,

but briefly before we get to that, we should say a word or two about our eclipse event,

which is coming up on Monday, and this will apply to only a very small minority of listeners,

but we're gonna make you all listen to it anyway.

So we have this eclipse event coming up on Monday in Salem Kaiser, Oregon,

at the total eclipse of the park event that the Salem Kaiser volcanoes are holding.

So if you are coming to this event, start early, leave now, probably, if you wanna get there,

because you and I and Sam Miller, who is also attending, we are ostensibly staying at your house on Sunday night,

but not literally staying at your house on Sunday night,

because in order to get to the park, which is about an hour away from your place in Portland,

we are going to leave like nine hours earlier or something,

so we're gonna leave it like midnight the night before or morning of,

however you define midnight as AM or PM, I'm an AM guy,

we're gonna leave at midnight to get there at 9 AM or whatever we're gonna get there.

So we're hoping that will work, and if you have tickets and are wondering where to get them,

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