I don't matter, you don't matter, neither do this madness, better

You don't matter where you're from, what matters is your uniform

Where your face is, ran your seat, Dr. Mardin's on your feet

Keep your body buried, need, but credibility on straight

We are not teammates to all

We won't be obscure, not all in uniform

Hello and welcome to episode 1666 of Efectively Wildly

Fan Graph's baseball podcast, brought to you by our Patreon supporters

I am Jeff Sullivan, our fan graphs joint as always

I've been Lindbergh of The Ringer, hello Ben, how are you? I'm alright

I just overheard you tell your plumber that you would be recording a podcast

in the next room, but I couldn't hear his response, what did he say?

He said he'll be listening to a podcast while he's doing the work, so very podcast-oriented second story of the Stanhas

He didn't tell you to learn a real profession and get your hands dirty and do something worthwhile

No, this is a plumber, not my mom

What's he fixing?

Leaky sink, nothing too interesting, probably something I could have tried to do myself

But I cannot overemphasize the fact that as a at home baseball blogger

I am probably the least handy person in existence

I mentioned that I blew out a tire on a forest road coming back from Mount Chasta

Last weekend, and I did have a spare, and the tire was changed by my girlfriend

And another lovely climbing partner named Allison, who did all of the work as I stood there

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