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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
When the crew stops for parts at a novelty scotch planet, Dal tries to fix his messy genetics with a dubious solution from a crackpot doctor. But when the kids and the Protostar are almost captured by Romulans, Vice Admiral Janeway risks a Neutral Zone infraction to get it done for Admiral Jellico. What would it take to drive Zero mad? How are emergency helmets stored on a space elevator? When are children ready to hear about Murph’s body count? It’s the episode that didn’t have a Soong on its bingo card.
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Chicago and Minneapolis, you're up next on the Sherry Remberishment Tour. |
| 0:06.0 | It's where me and Ben are giving the Greatest Gen Business to Star Trek V, the final frontier. |
| 0:11.0 | We're three shows into this point, and every single one has been a banger. |
| 0:17.0 | We're going to a bunch of cities, including some places we've never been before. |
| 0:20.0 | So come on out and have a laugh with us or at us. |
| 0:24.0 | GreatestGenTour.com has all the info that's GreatestGenTour.com for dates and ticketing info for the Sherry Remberishment Tour. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, the new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation. I'm Adam Pranaka. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm Ben Harrison. How are you doing today, Adam? I see you still have a ladder in your office. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, that's not going anywhere. |
| 1:10.0 | Is that just where it lives? |
| 1:11.0 | I've got an attic in my office. |
| 1:13.0 | So I've got to get in and out of there for the foreseeable because it's where I'm storing a bunch of shit. |
| 1:19.0 | Is that going to be the long-term storage place of your house? |
| 1:24.0 | It's also going to be the instrument of my death, because two of the legs are on a carpeted area, |
| 1:31.0 | and two of the legs are on a hard surface. |
| 1:34.0 | So that's going to slip out from under me at some point. |
| 1:37.0 | Man, I had a scary ladder moment the other day. |
| 1:40.0 | It was raining, the water was coming into my office through the window, |
| 1:45.0 | and I needed to go put a tarp up on the roof so that it would dangle down the side of the building |
| 1:50.0 | and prevent water from falling in the window. |
| 1:54.0 | I was recently gifted a 12-foot extending ladder by my wife's uncle. |
| 2:03.0 | He's a great guy, but he's like a fine-to-thing and a junk pile and save it kind of guy. |
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